a national hero
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes
Straight couples are fucking weird.
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]
How about a round of applause.
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
Interesting facts about myself:
(1) My penis is not as long as a foot long sub
(2) I’m banned from Subway.
i left my earbuds at home sO ITS BASICALLY HELL RIGHT NOW
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up