windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via sleepxme)

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing, via sleepvevo)

Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
17,292 notes , reblog this post

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via thepolarbearfromlost)

Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
41,244 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
11,215 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
55,729 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
39,516 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
133,312 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
258,143 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
50,125 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
142,558 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
46,678 notes , reblog this post
Posted on Tuesday, April 15th
30,627 notes , reblog this post