basedgosh:

a national hero

basedgosh:

a national hero

pleatedjeans:

buttersafe

hroakie:

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crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Interesting facts about myself:
(1) My penis is not as long as a foot long sub
(2) I’m banned from Subway.

disagreed:

i left my earbuds at home sO ITS BASICALLY HELL RIGHT NOW

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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